GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT: A PRODUCT REVIEW FROM HELL

Let me tell you, this item is a total bomb. It's like the developers took all the terrible ideas they could find and smushed them into one clunky contraption. I mean, seriously, the guidebook are about as clear as a jumbled mess. You'd think with all the buzz surrounding this gadget, it would actually function. But nope, it's just another example